Funny English errors found in Facebook comments.

In this English lesson by Rima, you would learn English errors found in Facebook comments. We do make these English errors in our daily English conversation are wrong and very funny . Let’s look at a few such errors made in English.

My father met me at the airport and gave me a ‘hog’ and then he ‘hogged’ my wife too .
In this sentence the use of hog / hogged is wrong and and the correct words are hug and hugged .
Hog – stands for an animal like a pig
Hug  means embrace
The correct sentence is ;
My father met me at the airport and gave me a hug and then he hugged my wife too .

How many people live in your apartment building ?
Answer : I don’t know , I have a wild ‘gas’
Gas – means fuel ; this is wrong .
The correct word is guess .
Guess – means an approximate number
The correct answer is ;
I don’t know , I have a wild guess .

I have exciting news ; my boyfriend and I got ‘enraged’ last night .
Enraged – means to get angry .
This is wrong
The correct word is engaged which means to decide to marry each other .
The correct sentence is ;
I have exciting news ; my boyfriend and I got engaged last night .

Should Madonna be ‘aloud ‘ to adopt again ?
Aloud means to speak loudly .
This is wrong and the correct word is allowed which means to give permission .
The correct usage is ;
Should Madonna be allowed to adopt again ?

When I got home  there was a ‘massage’  waiting on the answering machine .
Massage means a body rub .This is wrong .
The correct word is message which means a certain news or communication .
The correct sentence  is;
When I got home ; there was a message waiting for me on the answering machine .

My bed has three blankets and a large ‘guilt ‘.
Guilt – to be feel bad about something you said or did . This is wrong .
The correct word is quilt which means a blanket or a body warmer .
The correct sentence is ;
My bed has three blankets and a large quilt .

You’ve got ‘male’ , please check it .
Male – means a man
This is wrong ; the correct word is mail.
You have got mail , please check it

I have ‘intimidated’ them with the timing .
Intimidate means to threaten someone
The correct word is intimate – to inform
Correct sentence :
I have intimated them with the timing .